straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,
My favorite cousins who I really look up to but never see (I see them like once every two years even though we live in the same city) just said that they really like me and that they think I’m really cool and that they want to spend more time with me
Astrology says: When the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie. That’s amore
My mother is so frustrating!